Don't ask me why I've thought about this but...

I'm pretty sure when people try to set me up on dates (which never works by the way cuz I'm like FUCK THAT...why would I want to spend a good night being even more weirder than i normally am? So I've never actually been on one) the conversation goes something like this:

amiga: "so I have a friend I want you to meet."

douchebag guy who doesnt know he's a douche yet: "ohh yea what is she like?"

amiga: "ohh she's very nice and sweet."

and Biassss we alll know what "she's very nice and sweet" really means.

its not that i have any major insecurities when it comes to physical looks, but I'm pretty certain thats how most of those conversations go because I have personality up the fucking YING-YANG, which probably outshine any physical qualities that I posses such as being asian, small chinky almond shape eyes, my ability to be fucking midget sized. OHHH YEAH I SERVE THAT PERSONALITY UP LIKE HOT CAKES MY FRIEND. Is it bad that I pretty sure that my most attractive quality is my weird personality? You want a conversation about ninjas. I got you. You want to talk about the many types of bacon and which one is superior. I got you. You wanna discuss which literary authors must of been on fucking crack when they wrote their book. I GOT YOU. or like what I've been pondering a lot lately: if i had a super power what would it be and once chosen what are it's limitations and downfalls. Like Take for Example, MR. Midas. Im pretty sure fucking Midas thought it would be a blast to be able to turn everything he touched into gold, but look HOME BOY FUCKED his shit up. Thats like an ultimate cock block power on his part. Like celibacy by GOLD.

though now that I think about it all girls are pretty insecure about somethings like I for instance if I had the in disposable funds I would get human growth hormones to grow a few inches more and throw some Ds on it like Little Kim so I can walk around in nothing but pasties like EvvErrry day. gangster shit. hood rat. ooOOORAHHH

Winning personality and a set of Ds = ultimate panty robber.

yup I SAID IT.

Instead of the conversation going playing out like the first scenario id be something like

douche bag guy: "soooo what is she like?"

amiga: "she has a really nice rack."

anyways. got a test today whats GOOOOOD with that nerd swagger?

over and out.