Saturday, February 4, 2012

OVER ANALYZING MY CRAIGSLIST EMAIL for this dope spot cuz I'm craaaazy and I VANNNT THIS.

HI, My name is Reyna and I am very interested in your available room. I'm not sure if you're looking for another guy, but if thats the case then its no dice for me because I happen to be a 24 for year old asian (actually technical I'm pacific islander) female full-time nursing student. I know I'm not as fun as you guys, but I picked a profession that is super lame and honestly rather boring. My bad : / but I still hope you consider me. Rent will always be paid on time even though I'm unemployed (student loans and parents help out). The reason why I'm unemployed isn't because I'm a slacker, but because I work really weird hours at the hospital for clinical rotations. This also means most days I won't be home and Ill probably only be around during nights and weekends. Umm I don't ride bikes, but I'd love to…Im new to Portland and I guess cycling is a major phenomena in this city. I do drive a Prius because well Im from California and I lived in the suburbs where it'd take me a whole day to bike to my destinations (don't hate me please because someone once said it is a "hideous little icon of the hand-wringing, condescending environmental bigots"). I honestly agree with the whole view point on the prius, but I'm still running around town in one. Umm I love out door activities, but I just moved down to portland and went straight into my program when I got here so I haven't been out doing much. Which means if any of you cool folks have free time and need the company of a small asian while your hiking on a trail or two well then I'm your gal. I am drama free and a clean person (though not overly OCD) about anything, and I respect people's personal space.

the pros about LIVING with me:

- since I am a nursing student I frequently get drug tested, background checked, and my immunizations are up to date which MEANS I'm not a shifty druggy who may steal your stuff and sale it on ebay, I'm not a criminal, and when flu season rolls around I will not get you sick. In fact I am equipped at handling business and getting you on your way to a better health.
- I'm pretty much care free and laid back.
- I can't cook, but I can make a 7 course meal as long as theres a microwave involved. My finger is quick on the button. I also can slice, dice, and criss-cut vegetables if there are any vegans in the house.

cons: I'm quite clumsy sometimes and I have a weird sense of humor (a' la' zoey Deschanel but not as cute), which isn't really a con, but I felt like I had to put something down.

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